Only in my dreams

hotweiners:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

Layers and layers of communist propaganda

(Source: ampharos)

bloggeritall:

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

^reblogging for that comment

(Source: )

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

wannabeth:

sassyannabeth:

sassyannabeth:

jasongracevevo:

seven-demigods:

sassyannabeth:

percy-jackson-forever:

Rick Riordan catches a cold

Sick Riordan

Rick Riordan throws OTP into Tartarus

Dick Riordan

Rick Riordan becomes a parasite

Tick Riordan

Rick Riordan becomes a girl

Chick Riordan

Rick Riordan becomes a lollipop

Lick Riordan

Rick Riordan gains weight

Thick Riordan

Rick Riordan moves to Tennessee
Hick Riordan

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: shagables)

nataliaohhnatalia:

asliceandaspritetogo:

cockchomp:

what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know

imagine all the weird cat shit not caught on video

Hey look I’m on video

(Source: annabellehector)

leiahime:

this still will never not describe me

(Source: joannafrank)

nepeta-walks-into-a-club:

we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just

pixelddump:

reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot

puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

internetexorcism:

“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed

the-disney-words:

Love Disney quotes? This blog is just for you!

horriblyhorrible:

I like staying up all night but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep do you see my problem